How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…
Anonymous said: Wait, which YouTubers besides Zoella got superfluous book deals? I'm already annoyed.
PointlessBlog, Joey Graceffa, Hannah Hart, Grace Helbig and probably some others that I’m forgetting.
I’ve been working on this version of my book for two years and daydreaming about becoming an author for a lifetime.
I would love to send you a copy. Then please feel free to declare it an excess.
you go girl!
Anonymous said: For some reason I really want to see Grace in an action movie. With her being a badass motherfucker
She’s got the jumping out the way of explosions down so I mean, next James Bond anyone?
Btw #nofilter in DC was INCREDIBLE. I had a great fucking time but I think the best part might have been when my parents were waiting to pick up my sister and I and they texted us “just saw three pencils running across the street” followed moments later with “one kept yelling about having to pee”